Don’t Steal… The government does’t like competition.
(Source: alicecollective01)
Name's Jonny. I'm a photographer, Christian, libertarian, and owner of HELLA inc. clothing company, and one attractive motherf****r (see above image)
To reach Fantm Photography hit this
To reach HELLA inc. Clothing hit this
To reach me on FaceBook, hit this
• About the Author of this Blog
• Ask me anything
• Submit Hella For Life
Some game thing… for Abbey
Just to be up-front, I’m only doing the questions because Abbey wants me to.
This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
Questions I’m supposed to answer:
1. google your first name. what is the first search result?
Intertwining the musical DNA of two of Britain’s most gifted songwriters, Jonny’s debut album proclaims the advent of an irresistibly infectious new strain of …
2. you’ve just been elected as el presidento of the united states of amurrica, what is the first item on your agenda?
Abolish all government
3. preferred sonic drink (if you do not have a sonic in your area, what is your favorite fountain drink?)
Route 44 sized diet cherry limeade
4. if you had the choice of being eaten alive by an angry mother alligator or being set on fire by a group of vengeful drag queens, which would you choose and why?
Alligator, then at least I have a fighting chance…
5. you’ve just acquired the deed to a strip club, which you will be both owning/performing in. what is your new stripper name and what name will be flashing in lights above your building?
J-nasty
and “FAT DUDE DANCING FOR MONEY”
6. first joke that comes into your head - GO.
The federal reserve. Then end.
7. somebody just bought you the worst gift you’ve ever received. using your gif folder (or google if you don’t have a collection), what is your reaction gif?
8. what was the most frightening experience of your entire life?
Having a panic attack on a plane.
9. describe one childhood memory involving an injury you or somebody else sustained.
Easter morning, 1997, I was 7 years old and I was hunting easter eggs in my front yard and I was bitten by a german shepherd right on my arm.
10. what quality about yourself do you most value?
My ability to reason and think abstractly.
11. the name of your childhood nemesis - come on,
Matthew Greer. He was a punk.
Questions for Y’allz Who Bin Tagged:
-the internet is about to explode and you have to choose ONE social networking/blogging site. who’s it gonna be?
Tumblr. Fo sho.
-how high is your spicy food tolerance?I roll with my Thai brothahs
-pick a song to describe the current status/general feeling of your life.“Please, please, please, let me get what I want” - The Smiths
-you get a letter in the mail. that’s right, the REAL MAIL. who would you most like it to be from? what are its contents?
A group letter from my entire imaginary Chinese family containing all my past Chinese new years monetary gifts in one chunk of money
-how does “titanic” make you feel?Like Rose was a dumb bitch who I want slap in her dumb bitch face.
-best decision you ever made? (so far)Buying more and more and more and more…. books.
-beverage of choice?Lagavulin 16 single malt scotch whiskey
-what do you do in the wee hours of the night when you’re supposed to be asleep but you’re really not?Poring over obscure texts in a poorly lit stone room in search of dark elvish manuscripts to confirm my worst fears about the ring that Frodo now holds.
-what’s a moment you took for granted at the time but really appreciate now?When my dad took me and my grandma to Pinnacles national park when I was a kid to see the bat caves.
-how about one important thing your parents taught you?Dad: How to be a man. Mom: how to love unconditionally
-is there a big you can recite the first few lines of? (if not, you need to become a better groupie.)A big? Do you mean a song? If so, yes.
“Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke, throw you in a choke, gun smoke gun smoke. Biggie smalls for mayor, the rap slayah, the hookah layah, mothafu**ah say ya prayahs. Hail mary full of grace. Smack a b***h in her face, take her Gucci bag and her North Face off her back, jab her if she ask, funny with the money? oh you got me mistaken honey.”
My buddy, and local rap sensation Adam “Aspen” Spencley doing a shoot for the cover of his upcoming EP. Check out his soundcloud and “like” him on Facebook!
